Friday, April 17, 2009

Forced Sex For The Voice Of God

I have taken recently to a new catch phrase. "That rapes popes!" It is a highly versatile and powerful string of words that can make or break the classiest of cocktail parties. A few examples:

"This caviar rapes popes!"
"I dare say, that is a pope raping dress you are wearing madame."
"Wow you phone rapes popes compared to mine. Mine only asks for consentual intercourse with cardinals... And not even anal."

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