also... SHOOPS!

Isn't she purty?

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Shitty Bat

i hate it.

Color Judas

I regret the blue horns

Wierd mouth

wierd eye

Webbed Feet

first attempt

King!

of something

Owls!

...or at least part of them...

Penguin?

not really

I like this one...

...very vacuous.

Super Lame

Supervisors! 2

Supervisors! 1

This guy...

...is a fucking nerd.

D'awwwww

he'll rape your pope.

Barbara!

I wanted to put speakers on something... didn't do so hot.

Barbara

Space Bible! 4

A ROMAN!

Space Bible! 3

JUDAS!

Space Bible! 2

JESUS!

Space Bible! 1

MOSES!

Head Slug

this was a better version of a previous attempt to make one of these guys suck brains.

...Liger...

this was a request. Half way through i realized i didnt want to waste all my brown on a shitty mane. so this liger is from the 80's

Destroyer of Worlds

woooooo!!!I wanted to make something that had scale and a fin-hawk.

Shooooooopz!

I will now be including photoshopped material... hopefully the droid blogger app will actually upload things.

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uuhhhhhhh...

Its quiet in here

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les

bians

sorry

Maybe this will work?

lesbians hate bills

This is a portrait of my lebian friend Del. She hates bills.

Medium: Prismacolor Pens on Moleskine inside cover.

My Anthropology Professor Said Something About Shells...

...I'm not exactly sure what she said, but it produced this! It could NOT have been bad.

I REALLY do not like these...

...but the one with the mustache looks like one of my bosses...

Medium: Sharpie Pen on Moleskine Paper......... Ill just let y'all know when this changes... if there is no medium posted, assume sharpie pen on molesine paper.

WTF ARE THOSE THINGS?!

Also, a few days ago my girlfriend told me to drar a frog...

Dungeoness Spider Monkey

So i had drarers block yesterdat at work. The girl next to me told me to drar a spider monkey and this is what came out...

Medium: Sharpie Pens on Moleskine Paper

Take THAT!

so yeah thats all for today. More to come tomorrow probably.

...yeah...

Smug-Confused-Gender-Role-Slash-Super-Power Man!

Medium: Sharpie Pen on Moleskine Paper.

Star Guy

This guy is another tattoo cadidate.

Medium: Sharpies on Heavy Sketch Paper.

2

I figured leaving them blank would only aggravate me. Also this one is a statement to a certain Frenchman...

Medium: Sharpie Pen on Moleskine Inside Cover.

I wanted to fill the inside covers 1

I figured leaving them blank would only aggravate me.

Medium: Sharpie Pen on Moleskine Inside Cover.

He really does...

...And the ladies LOVE it!

Medium: Sharpies on Heavy Sketch Paper.

Ok maybe don't fuck bunnies...

...At least not this one, 'cause he'll FUCK YOUR SHIT UP!

Medium: Sharpies on Heavy Sketch Paper.

Possible Tattoo

I already have a tattoo (see profile pic), but i really want another one. This is an idea I had. I want someone far more able than me to draw up an Aegyptopithecus skull painted like a sugar skull. Dia De Los Muertos was always something i could get behind, even as an empirical realist. It is a celebration of the LIVES of your ancestors, as opposed to the mourning of their DEATH. Aegyptopithecus is the earliest know primate, and as such is part of how I came to be. This is a testament to my beliefs in more ways than one. (Celebrate Your Ancestors in Spanish).

Medium: Pencil and Sharpies on Heavy Sketch Paper.

Cyclopse Turkrab!

I started off with a turkey and this came out...

Medium: Sharpie Pens on Moleskine Paper and a complete inability to draw things that actually exist.

*Sigh*

This one really sucked balls.

Medium: Sharpie Pen on Moleskine Paper and caffeine deprivation.

hrm...

That balloon LOVED me.

Medium: My Head, Love, And Static Electricity.

Mons. L'Pideaux

This was one attempt at integrating props... I could have done better, and it took focus from the rest of the piece. This is evident in the shittily-rendered legs.

Medium: Sharpie Pen on Moleskine Paper

Louis XXXVI

He is the King of Space-France!

Medium: Sharpie Pen on Moleskine Front Cover.

Four Kings

I was playing solitaire at work when i thought about doing these. Seemed novel. So i did it with no remorse, save that the king of diamonds is off-center and it bothers me.

Septocular Horror

This little guy was my first attempt at crab-like legs. i think i did purdy gewd!

Medium: Sharpies on Heavy Sketch Paper.

French Guy

He's French! Also Uppity!

Medium: Sharpie Pen on Moleskine Back Cover.

Francois

This is Francois! He was my first creation in my first Moleskine. I think he's a pretty cool guy.

Medium: Sharpie Pens on Moleskine Paper.

My Apologies

I did this as a tribute to a friend of mine who loves the cock.

Medium: Pencil and Sharpies on Notebook Paper, as well as Malice.